My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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