I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
