they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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