Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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