He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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