Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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