I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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