North Korea, Best Korea!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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