Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
