There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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