This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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