i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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