We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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