i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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