if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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