Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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