idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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