ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Pants are for mortals
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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