So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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