We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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