My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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