i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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