What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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