Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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