rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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