This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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