i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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