If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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