the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
