Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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