Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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