Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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