do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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