you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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