I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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