You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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