we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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