that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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