Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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