oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
