Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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