She's JV to your varsity
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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