Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
They have beer where we have blood.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Randomize