k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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