Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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