drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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