Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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