I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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