Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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