Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
