He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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