Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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