i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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