kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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