her vagine was all disorganized.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think my vagina is haunted
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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